Sunday, July 8, 2018

Yanda Ake Cin Duri

JAURO YAGA GATO
June 24, 2016
JAURO YAGA GATO
Jauro ya kalli Mado da Ado yace, "to tunda kunshe haka, na yarda. Amma ni ban taba shi ba, yanzu ina so inshi inji yanda ake ji, ya za ayi?"
Mado yace, "bari muje wajen Lamunde, dama in ina son shin gutsu wajen ta nake zuwa da naira hamsin dina, in ta fito tallan nono sai mu shiga gona".
Ado yace, "haba kaima kana shin Lamunde dama? Nima ai ita nashi dazu da nazo ina ba Jauro labarin nashi gutsu".
Mado da Ado suna cikin labarin yanda dandanon gutsun Lamunde yake, shi kuma Jauro na gefe haushi ya cika shi, wai shi suke so su maida wawa. Har wani kirkiro labarin gutsun Lamunde ake, basu san duk ya gano karya suke ba. Cikin haka kawai sai ya hango Lamunde tafe kan hanya, dauke da kwaryar nononta na saidawa. Tana gantsare kirji nononta na tsalle. Jauro yayi tsalle sama, ya kwarara ihu, yace "yau za a kure mai karya aradu. Ga Lamunde can tazo, sai an nuna min yanda ake shin gutsu yau".
Mado da Ado suka hango Lamunde, ita ma ta hango su. Sai ta nufo inda suke a sukwane, tana isowa ta aje kwaryar nononta, taci kwalar Ado. Jauro na ganin haka sai ya tashi a guje yaci hanya, Mado ya bi a bayan shi da gudu.
Suka tsaya nesa kadan suna kallon Lamunde na kwasa ma Ado mari yana bata hakuri. Sai suka ji tausayin abokinsu, suka zo wajen.
Mado yace, "haba Lamunde, ya aka yi ne haka?"
Lamunde tace, "gutsuna yaci dazu, ya bani naira talatin, yace in muka ga zai cika min naira ashirin. To muna gamawa kafin in saka zane na sai ya ruga bai bani ba. Ni kuma yanzu na kama shi aradu sai ya cika min kudina".
"Au! Kema harda ke aka shirya a raina min wayo ne?" Jauro dake tsaye can gefe bai karaso ba, ya matso yana magana.
Nan dai ita ma ta sake ba Jauro bayanin yanda ake cin gutsu.
Ado da yaji cakuma wajen Lamunde, yaji bata da alamar sakin shi sai yace, "Jauro ba kace kana da naira ashirin ba dazu, ka taimake ni ka bata kar ta kashe ni. Aradu karfi gare ta kamar kato".
Jauro yace, "haba ai da kunyi magana tuntuni, kushe min naira ashirin dina kuke so ba sai kun raina min hankali ba da maganar shin gutsu". Ya zaro ashirin ya mikawa Lamunde, ta saki kwalar Ado tace, "kaci sa'a, da yau babu mai raba ni da kai". Ta juya zata wuce.
Jauro yace, "ke Lamunde, nima zanci gutsun to, a bani inci".
Lamunde ta daga zanen ta, Jauro ya hango gindinta duk gashi, amma ga kofar durin a bude ana kallo. Nan da nan sai yaji burar sa ta harba 'dil', ya kara kanne ido yana kara kallon durin dan ya gani da kyau, sai yaji burar sa ta kara harbawa 'dil dil'. Sai ya kara matsawa kusa da ita dan ya gani da kyau, sai Lamunde ta sauke zanin ta. Tace "in zaka ci to ka bani naira hamsin yanzu mu zagaya cikin gona in baka".
Yanzu fa Jauro yaji burarsa ta harba, ya fara yarda da labarin ana cin gutsu. Amma baida ko sisi, ashirin din data rage ya ba Lamunde. Sai yace, "yanzu banda ko kwandala, amma gobe zan shiga aljihun Baffa in kawo maki".
Lamunde tace, "to sai naga kudin zan baka gutsu, gobe mu hadu anan da kudin ka, ni kuma in baka gutsu aradu".
Nan Lamunde tayi gaba, ta barsu a wajen. Aka zauna aka bude sabon shafin labarin cin gutsu, Ado na bashi labarin irin taushin nonon Lamunde, yana gaya mashi cewa idan aka matsa nonon ta har sumewa ake yi, yace "kaga tsinin nan dake kan nonon Lamunde, rannan dana taba shi, aradu saida ta kira sunana sannan na farfado, ai dadi ne da ita, idan kana shin gutsun Lamunde har indiya ake zuwa, rannan ma dana soka burana a gutsun ta sai da naga wannan dan indiyan nan, wannan dinnan Amitabashan......" Yana karasowa nan sai Mado yace, "karya kake Ado. Aradu birnin sin ake zuwa ba india ba. Ni rannan dana taba nonon ta, na hada da duwawunta ina matsawa, a china na ganni, har gaisawa muka yi da Jackie Chan, saura kadan muje gidan su Jet Li sai gani na kawo ruwa a gutsun Lamunde, ban samu ganinshi ba".
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Friday, July 6, 2018

Yanda Tsare Tsaren Group Namu Na Whatsapp Yake

Karkuyi Kasa a Guiwa Yan Samari Ku Dage Kuyi Register Da Mu a Whatsapp Group Namu Na Yan Mata Akan Kudi Naira 1000 Idan Kana Bukatar Shiga Zaka Iya Turo Min Numbobin Kati Airtel Na 1000 Ko Mtn Ta Inbox Dina a Facebook Kana Turo Min Zan Turo Maka Link Din Da Zaka Danna Ya Kai Ka Group Namu Na Whatsapp Sai Kun Zo Ni Ce Aisha Harka

Yanda Ake Tsokano Sha,awa

YADDA AKE TSOKANO SHA'AWA*** Part 2

Bayan rungume rungume da wasa da nonuwa sai mutum yayi ta shafar nonuwa yana cikinta da kuma
dai~dai wajen gashi farjin da kuma tsakanin
cinyoyinta
amma shafar ta zama a hankali kuma a cikin
nutsuwa a dai dai wannan lokaci kuma da yana mutum ya rika dan shassafa gobobin matar na jimai
sai kuma ya zarce da shafe shefen har zuwa
cinyoyi
ammawurin shafar farjinta yafi kyau idan mutum ya
rika kewaya shi da yatsunsa yana shafar gefe gefensa
daga nan kuma sai ya tura yatsansa daya ciki
amma fa cikin hankali da nutsuwa
shafa da guga suna mace ta bude cinyoyinta ta
wara su ba tare ma da ta sani ba a wannan lokacin sai a shige ta a saukake musamman ma ganin
cewa shafe shafe yana sanya duk gobobin jimai
mace su cika wata su kunbura su kuma kara
budewa su rika feso wani irin ruwa mai yauki to
idan haka ta faru yatsun mutum ba zasu sha wuya gano kofar farji ba sai kawai mutum ya tura su ciki
ya ci gaba da wasa gindin ta
Muhadu A Kashi Na 3

                 

Matan Zamani

Idan kanaso kayiwa budurwar ka wayo kacita" kace my swit xoki rakani wani wajen bayan kuntafi sekace mata wai kinason muyi aure kuwa? Zatacema eh sekace mata idan mukayi aure ranar farko mezaki kimin xakaga tayi dariya tace hmmm " idan kukaje kuka zauna seka matso kusa da ita kadan sa hanunka ajikinta zakaga tasake "xama seka fara shafata zakaga duk jikinta yayi laushi seka dauketa...

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